Erotic Tips You’re Better Off Not Taking?

The author lampoons less-than-stellar—but highly entertaining—sex advice.

by Savannah Ashour

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Sensual Sadie

From: cgwild@hot-mail.com
Subject: Extreme Summer Pain
Date: August 17, 2005 3:57:45 PM EDT
To: letters@americanvixenmag.com

Dear American Vixen,

An extremely detail-oriented person, I always follow your directions to the letter. So last week when my hombre and I began our regularly scheduled Sensual Time with full-body massages, we used the kumquat-eucalyptus oil featured in your May issue. The oil may have been partly to blame for what happened next, but I would also strongly advise your readers to undertake a course of stretching before attempting the “Enhanced Alpine Cowgirl” position featured on page 45 of your Extreme Summer Fun issue.

 
 
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