Tori Spelling Becomes a Reverend And Marries A Gay Couple

Tango’s Take
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Tori Spelling has become an ordained minister via an internet certification and married a gay couple. Good effort, Tori Spelling. If you want gay people to be allowed to marry, you best start marrying them yourself. Tori has been doing a great job of getting in the spotlight. She had that show about kids in California and we were like ‘awesome’ and then nothing for a while and then her dad died and we were all like ’so sorry’ and then she reconciled with her estranged mom and we were all like ‘cool’ and then her mom wrote an open letter to Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild) and we were all like ‘what?’ and then she got the TV show with her husband Dean McDermott and we were like ‘who?’ and they run a bed and breakfast and we were like ‘random’ and now she marries people. Great news. Brad and Angelina claim that they’re not getting married until everyone is allowed to get married, maybe they should stop trotting the globe and adopting kids and making movies and get online certificates and just start a guerrilla marriage campaign.