Salma Hayek Finally Gives Birth

From TMZ

Salma Hayek, who seemed to be pregnant for the last three years, finally gave birth today to a baby girl named Valentina Paloma Pinault.

“Mother and child are doing well,” her publicist said in a statement.

This is Hayek’s first child and the third for her fiancé, Francois-Henri Pinault.

Tango’s Take
We were psyched to see this on TMZ (or MTZ, as our moms call it). Salma Hayek, as far as we know, epitomizes everything good about Hollywood. She seems like she’ll be a good momma. Some of the gossip sites thought that she had been pregnant for like five years. We thought that it went by very quickly. We were pretty sure that she was on the accelerated celebrity birth plan. Maybe we just love our job more than they do and time flies by for us. We may be remembering incorrectly but we’re pretty sure that Valentina will get an opportunity to see something from Salma that the rest of us haven’t seen since Desperado (hint: it’s her boobs).