It’s not easy being fifteen. Especially when you’re a fifteen-year-old girl incapable of discretion and horribly-plagued by laughter incontinence. Specifically, our sympathies go out to Miley Cyrus.

During an interview with Ellen DeGeneres on an episode of Ellen that airs tomorrow, the Hannah Montana star burst into laughter at the mention of her alleged 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston. “I giggle about everyone. I’m just a giggler in general.” So says the hyena, but she’s not yet off the hook. Miley neither confirmed nor denied dating Justin. If her behavior is any indicator of their “friendship” then we’re guessing she’s smitten.
If age is any indicator of wisdom, Justin Gaston’s got the discretion thing down to an art. (We’re talking about his love life, not his career as an underwear model). When you’re a 20-year old allegedly dating a child–who just so happens to star in one of Disney’s most popular tween series–discretion is probably a good skill to have on the books. Speaking of, Celebuzz reports that Justin shot down rumors of dating Miley by coolly dismissing her as a family friend–despite being attached at the hip recently. Poor Miley must feel like an idiot. To add insult to injury, Gaston insinuated he’d love to get closer to a certain older woman, also present at the CMAs: Nicole Kidman. Good luck with that one.

Check out Miley’s laughing fit on Ellen, below:

According to Asylum, the Belgian action star Jean Claude Van Damme may not have his star wattage but he still has IT. Whatever you choose to define as IT. The 48-year old Universal Soldier is attempting a comeback by playing a slightly more human character: himself. He’s starring a new film called JCVD (1 guess on what that stands for) and it’s actually garnering positive reviews (check out the San Francisco Chronicle). He plays a guy named Jean Claude Van Damme caught in a heist or caper of some sort and not able to call upon super-natural martial prowess (unlike the real Bruce Willis who’d just stare the bad guys down or tell them a story about his heirloom watch).

While doing promo work for the self-acronymed film, the Muscles from Brussels decided to flex his game. As NewsWeek interviewer Sarah Ball got to what makes the twerp from near Antwerp tick. While other people dig his ballsy date invite (he tells her what she’ll be wearing, what he’ll be wearing and where she can find him) we actually like the part where he talks about his desire to “be naked” in front of her but not “naked” if you catch his drift. He also misses Sarah Ball’s age by either 5 or 10 years depending on which guess you’d like to honor. And if we’re playing by the Price Is Right rules he would be disqualified for going over the actual retail age. Sweet game, mon frere.

We’d heard for years that the Kickboxer star is a bit of a cad and thinks he’s all that and a bag of pommes frites but assumed that age would temper that a bit. Not the case, it appears. While JCVD might feature a humbled action star, it appears that the real life man still thinks it’s MTV Spring Break circa 1989. But does his roundhouse kick still compare to Chuck Norris’?

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Remember when Paris Hilton was like, sooo in love with Benji Madden? She yakked and yakked to the paps about their special bond and spit out a whole slew of mushy cliches, only in true Ms. Hilton fashion. Well, just scratch all of that. In fact, erase it from your memory, because Paris is now allegedly done with Benji and moving on with Stavros Niarchos. Name ring a bell? He’s the Greek shipping heiress who Paris dated in 2006.

The Superficial reports that the socialite and her ex were getting nice and cozy at a Miami nightclub over the weekend. “Bouncin’ in the club where the heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn. I’m goin’ to Miami, welcome to Miami.” Thank you, Will Smith for summing up Paris and Stavros’ reconciliation.

So before she was gettin’ all jiggy wit it in the club, Hilton was attending the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and so was the Greek. A source told The Sun, “Stavros looked thrilled to see Paris again and was spotted stroking her hair. They then looked deep in conversation.”

We can’t wait to hear what Benji boy has to say about this.

In other reconciliation news, after DJ AM suffered second and third degree burns in a plane crash this past September, his ex-girlfriend Mandy Moore spent a significant amount of time by his side in the hospital. Our own Kristin Booker covered their supposed rapprochement in early October, and also noted that AM was rumored to have a girlfriend at the time. It seems that this alleged girlfriend of his has disappeared into thin air, because the only gal we see anywhere near AM, is Ms. Mandy.

Now, according to Star Pulse, “Candy” Mandy hosted a party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas this past weekend. Any idea who she selected to DJ the event? I’ll give you a hint–she didn’t choose Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend. AM and Mandy arrived at the venue together and throughout the night, she kept visiting him at the DJ booth. Pshh, she was probably just trying to get him to play one of her old songs. It’s not like she likes the guy or anything!

You know who Mindy McCready is? Yeah, she was 1 of those youngster country singers (like LeeAnn Rimes) who bumped into substance abuse problems (like Johnny Cash) and then had serious legal problems (like Merle Haggard). Anywho, Mindy McCready’s career is best known for the album Ten Thousand Angels and the jam “Guys Do It All The Time.” And since this is American life, she is demanding a second act (which is likely a 5th or 6th act).

And that second act is coming via a new album, documentary and reality show. But the keystone of this revitalization appears to be Roger Clemens’ name. According to E! Online, McCready is bringing up the former pitcher in interviews sometimes contradicting things she had said in the past. The big issue appears to circle the reasons for ending the relationship. She says (now) that she wanted The Rocket to marry her and leave his wife (except in the opposite order). Whereas previously she said she had no interest in marrying Roger Clemens.

Clemens maintains that he’s never done anything physical with the singer though she says that it did but not until they’d known each other for several years (they met when she was 16). McCready, for her part, continues to apologize for what she’s put his family through. We’re not sure what to believe. It looks like McCready was drug-addled through some of her relationship with Roger Clemens but he’s lost some credibility over the years. He did throw wife Debbie under the bus during the questioning regarding his involvement in baseball’s steroid problem. But he did, apparently, bail McCready out of trouble several times in the last decade.

Hmm. We guess it will remain a mystery to us. Keep in mind that The Rocket has faced other allegations of infidelity (once supposedly with the ex-wife of golfer and human keg John Daly) and appears to maintain his innocence against all allegations of wrongdoing (though he did throw that bat at Mike Piazza). No Red Sox fans please. We know how he’s hurt ya’ll.

Check out more from the McCready interview at Inside Edition.

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According to Celebutopia, Charlie O’Connell is going to give it another time around the block with whatshername (Sarah Brice). You may know Charlie O’Connell from a little show called Sliders. We know, we know, we’re talking Sliders 2.0 when Charlie replaced brother Jerry O’Connell. Sure, Rembrandt was still there but it wasn’t the same. And that’s sort of the most important thing you have to know about Charlie O’Connell; he’s a poor man’s Jerry O’Connell. Don’t get us wrong, here at CelebLove, being called a poor man’s Jerry O’Connell is almost a compliment (better than a poor man’s Matt Dillon, bro). He’s pretty awesome and his Rebecca Romijn (plus twins) accomplishment really vaults him up there for us.

On to younger brother Charlie. Charlie O’Connell met Sarah Brice on a little show called The Bachelor (not the Chris O’Donnell film of the same name). She received the last rose meaning that he either liked her (a lot) or was least irritated by her. We’re guessing that it was the latter because their first go at love didn’t last too long. We don’t have exact figures on the longevity of the relationship but we’re guessing it went less than 5 years.

We’re glad that Chaz and Sarah Brice are giving it another shot. To date, we believe that almost every romance forged on The Bachelor has failed which leaves the show with an astounding 1 - 11 record (someone correct us if we’re wrong). They’re like the Bad News Bears before they got Tatum O’Neill to pitch for them. But this mulligan gives the show hope. Maybe people in a controlled and contrived scenario can find semi-fame and love. Good to know.

Speaking of success on The Bachelor, evidently Mary Delgado is in trouble again. She got picked up by Johnnie Law last year for punching her Bachelor boyf (Byron Velvick) in the face and has, according to RealityTVWorld, taken another overnight trip to the pokey for drunken shenanigans. These 2 are the only contestants from the show to not breakup to date and plan on marrying soon. Although 2 arrests in 13 months don’t say much for stability. On the other hand, we haven’t seen such a cute mug shot since those 2 cheerleaders got pinched for fooling around in that bathroom stall.

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