The March of Shame

College Humor spoofs "March of the Penguins."

To Date or Not to Date?

And if not, are you just playing it safe?

Date Night Dress Code

Appropriate officewear vs. the sexy date dress.

Prostitution in Primetime

How realistic is "Secret Diary of a Call Girl?"

Beef Up Your Booty

Booty bras and popping panties? That's right.

The Settling Debate

Should you settle for Mr. Good Enough?

The New Housewife

Stay-at-home wives forgo jobs AND kids.

No Nipple Please, We're in the U.S.

Eva Mendes bares her breasts in a racy new Calvin Klein advert.

Vampire Love

Who knows the meaning of eternal love better than the undead?

ISO Part-Time Girlfriend

Only Sunday through Wednesday sweeties need apply.