Top 10 Celebs To Invite To A Bachelor Party

Which celebrity would you want tagging along on your bachelor party?

by Tom Miller

Celebrity Bachelor Party

As we wrote up a quick Dish on Jack Nicholson (the actor, the golfer’s name is Jack Nicholas), we decided that he would be a good dude to have at a bachelor party. That got us thinking, ‘what other celebs would be great to bring to a bachelor party?’ Disagree with anyone on the list? We’re sure that we missed someone, let us know. Keep in mind, it might be a bad idea to invite more than two or three of these guys, competing egos, paparazzi, etc.

10: Matthew McConaughey (They’d probably require him to wear a shirt in the casino.)
9: Snoop Dogg (Don’t plan on getting a new job for 4 weeks or so afterward.)
8: Bill Hader (He’s gotta spend at least half the weekend in character as Al Pacino.)
7: Bruce Willis (He’s a dude. And this minimizes the likelihood of Ashton Kutcher punking you.)
6: Jeremy Piven (We’re pretty sure that he can handle himself in a strip club. Keep an eye on him, though.)
5: Will Ferrell (We would need more Frank the Tank and less Harold Crick, “get off the slots!”)
4: Seth Rogen (He’s a funny dude. And he seems like he’d dive on the grenade.)
3: Tracy Morgan (Someone’s gonna get pregnant!)
2: Vince Vaughn (Beers, laughs, ladies. You’re so money and you don’t even know it.)
1: Jack Nicholson (One word: Legen-(wait for it)-dary.)

 
 
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  • 1 False Celebrity Engagement Rumors // Jan 24, 2008 at 7:44 am

    […] and, what the hey-hey, Andy Samberg first alternates to our Top Ten Bachelor Party Invite List (check it out here). Post Comment     Most Popular Daily Dish […]

  • 2 Jonny Hairdont // Jan 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    What about some musicians? Invite anyone but Bono or Sting, the do-gooders.

  • 3 lilD // Jan 23, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    def invite Paul Rudd. funny dude. we need a list for the ladies. let’s see. there are so few funny women. where to start. ok, it’s a short list. i guess teh SNL women…
    1. tiny fey
    2. amy poehler
    3. rachel drek (sp?)
    4. blond from 30 Rock
    umm…a little help?

  • 4 Ray Cougar // Jan 22, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    OK. The real list:
    10. Uncle Junior
    9. Big Pussy
    8. Jackie Junior
    7. Jackie Senior
    6. Silvio
    5. Furio
    4. Paulie
    3. Johnny Sac
    2. Tony
    1. Christopher

    I put Christopher first because he’s a wild man. I realize that some of these guys are dead, but who’s really going to come to my bachelor party anyway? Notice that Carm, AJ and Meadow didn’t make the list.

  • 5 andrea // Jan 22, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Tango, how can we have a bachelor party without

    Alec Baldwin?!
    oh! and McLovin!!
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