Getting Dumped: The Male Perspective

• “If you’re old enough to drive, you may no longer wear pants with drawstrings–even if they are your ‘dressy sweatpants.’”
• “If it’s before noon, it’s not called a ‘five o’clock shadow’–it’s called a ’shave, you loser.’”
• “The fact that you used to bake bread back in college, and now refuse to do so, even when your wife asks sweetly, longingly, does not mean you are a post-hippie citizen trying ot carve out new paradigms of consumption in a post-9/11 world. It means you’re lazy.”

A good read for boys, girls, dumpers and dumpees alike, the book will be available February 4 nationwide.