5 Secrets To Surviving Wedding Season

by Doree Lewak

You’ve walked down the aisle dozens of times—just not as a bride.

In fact, your best friend just picked out a $450 crystal-encrusted sleeping bag that she calls a bridesmaid dress—which you are to wear (“after you lose those pesky last 10 pounds,” per her instruction.)

Never mind that you can’t afford the thing in the first place.

And it has finally whittled down to you and the five-year-old flower girl vying for victory in the bouquet toss.

Oh, yes, wedding season is upon us again, and for all the SPSs (self-pitying spinsters) out there who are dreading the season of engraved toasters and hollow toasts alike, I am here to help!