Gerard Butler And Cameron Diaz Dating

by Tom Miller

We almost didn’t carry this story because SocialiteLife already made the obvious ‘This Is Sparta!’ joke. But we’ll Spartan on. It appears that Gerard Butler and Cameron Diaz are thinking about exploring the possibility of one day being an item. And they’re off to a good start, 3 dates in 10 days. We’re not sure if the Hollyweirdos follow the rules that the rest of us do, but here on Planet America the 3rd date has a special meaning. We’re guessing that, like everything else, La La Land accelerates these deals. It’s just an estimate, but date 3 in celebrity world is probably about the time that the flan shows up at a civilian first date.

Not to sound like Jerry Seinfeld, but what’s the deal with Cameron Diaz? She seems like she would be beating off the Hollywood dudes with a stick or sometimes her hands. She’s good looking, has a bootload (sic) of money and evidently she thinks potty humor is acceptable. She’s like an actress version of Jenny McCarthy except without the conspiracy theories about the polio vaccine. Big whoop that JT traded her in for a younger model (Jessica Biel). She seems super nice, but she could be a serious headcase. If Drew Barrymore breaks up with Justin Long, we’re pretty sure that Diaz, Barrymore, and Jennifer Aniston could start some kind of girlpower club. Cripes, Lucy Liu would probably feel left out. We wonder if Butler has continued waxing after 300? If so, is that a plus or what?