According To Hiltons: Madden Is OK

by Tom Miller

Whew. The difficult part is over for Benji Madden, Rick and Kathy Hilton, Paris Hilton’s folks, think he’s alright. The rocker, who may or may not be paying a homage to the Blues Brothers, is following some tough acts. He’s got to outdo such champs as Rick Salomon, Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis, Fred Durst, and various Greek shipping heirs. We’re pretty sure that’s doable.

Is this thing, as The NZ Herald suggests, becoming serious? We theorized back in February that Paris Hilton-Benji Madden could only well if it ended quickly. They’ve been hanging out for about 6 weeks or so, and it makes us wonder if she’s going to be pregnant soon? Would it be weird if Good Charlotte called their next album Celebutard?

Coupled with her auditions for a “new best friend,” we’re convinced that this whole deal with the Madden Bros is an attempt to get Nicole Ritchie back. She’s publicly seeking a new BFF, she’s dating Nicole’s baby’s daddy’s brother, and the next step is to have a baby to share that with Nicole. Would you ever have thought that Paris might be the one Single White Female-ing Nicole? Theory?