Geek is the new chic for Devil Wears Prada star Emily Blunt, who’s been rumored to have been dating the John Krasinski, a.k.a. cute geek Jim on The Office. While Blunt has said her scruffy tastes conflicts with that of Hollywood when it comes to fashion sense, we say she’s redeemed herself with well-tailored taste in men! After all, Krasinski was voted one of People’s Sexiest Man Alive in 2006.

Emily, 25 and Jim, 29 spent a romantic weekend at San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, California, according to Star Magazine. A source told the magazine that the couple’s weekend away included long walks (on the beach?!) room service and plenty of quality time spent together.

The British actress formerly dated Canadian singer/actor Michael Buble. Their three-year relationship ended due to hectic work schedules, which begs the question: Will Emily and John last with their hectic schedules?!

According to Buddy TV, both John and Emily are busy with their work schedules, now. Blunt has been working on an action comedy called Wild Target, The Young Victoria and a horror thriller called The Wolf Man, starring Anthony Hopkins. Krasinski is serving as the director and co-writer of Brief Interviews with Hideous Men starring Julianne Nicholson and is working with director Sam Mendes in an untitled rom-com. And of course, Kransinski’s still got The Office to tend to.

On the topic of awkward work environments (that would be Dunder Mifflin and The Office set) John was last linked to his Office costar Rashida Jones. Rumors previously tied him to Renne Zellweger, Celebitchy reports. So we take it he’s accustomed to working overtime?  CelebLove will keep you posted!

Ooh kids, it’s looking kind of serious up in here with John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston.  Star Magazine is reporting that the stud muffin singer/player of all things guitars and girls is taking things to the next level by having dinner with her father, actor John Aniston and his second wife, Sherry Rooney and another unidentified couple. Reporting the story with a level of detail that makes you wonder if either the table was miked or every person around the table was a planted spy, evidently the meeting went well, with John reportedly nervous, fidgety and texting under the table (you wonder if he had a buddy sending him crib notes via SMS to make sure he didn’t flub the meeting), but that the meeting went really well and he evidently made a good impression.  The article says that when Jen’s stepmother teased him about his nerves, he likened the meeting to auditioning for Dancing with the Stars.  But evidently the meeting at the legendary Beverly Hills Polo Lounge went well and John and Jen were affectionate, she giving him reassuring touches throughout the meal, him responding positively. Proposal Watch 2008 has officially begun.

For all of us who have had the meet-the-parents moment, we know that this is a big deal, especially for a divorced person.  It’s hard enough finding someone you will expose to your friends after the demise of a marriage, much less exposing your parents to your new potential partner.  It is kind of like Dancing With The Stars, yes…or in worse case scenarios, Celebrity Deathmatch.

During the holiday season, a lot of first-time meetings with parents will start to happen so it might help to know that even celebrities get nervous when meeting the folks. Take a cue from Jen Aniston and be as reassuring as possible to help your new mate get through the nerves. If you’re the one meeting the parents for the first time, just remember to be yourself.  The meeting is important, yes, but it’s not a firing squad.  Just relax and go with the flow. They really just want to make sure that you’re the best match for their child and most of the time if things are meant to be, you’ll be calling them Mom and Dad in no time.  They’ll come around.

Forbes.com released its list of Hollywood’s Hottest Tots last week with Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt leading the pack.

We’re not surprised since the two year old cuties are arguably as famous as their popular parents, but the list had several other shockers. First, why is a money site so interested in celebrity babies?  It seems that during times of financial crisis Americans turn to the glamour of Hollywood and their idyllic lives as a sort of escape (think Shirley Temple during The Great Depression).

More importantly than why of this list is the who — as in who made it into the top ten.  We were surprised by some of the other choices on the list, not to mention the disturbing imagery conjured up by connecting the words “hottest” and “tots” (ewww . . . ).   For those of you who want to deny yourself a slideshow of adorable children, here’s the list:

1. Suri Cruise (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
5. Sam Alexis Woods (Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (David & Victoria Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams)
8. David Banda (Guy Richie & Madonna)
9. Sean Preston Federline (Kevin Federline & Britney Spears)
10. Sam Sheen (Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards)

Um, excuse us but did Forbes really just put  Zahara at number 3 and Pax at number 4? We think the site has little to no clue as to how famous Tinsletown’s tots really are.  After all, Maddox has had more ink spilled about his mohawk than Zahara and Pax combined.  Ok, so the list was limited to kids under five, but how does Forbes explain the absence of Gwen Stefani’s little rocker Kingston or Jennifer Garner’s budding actress Violet?  So, for your reading pleasure, YourTango has pulled together a list of who we think are the most famous celebrity kids.

1. Suri Cruise (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
3. Maddox Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
4. Kingston Rossdale (Gavin Rossdale & Gwen Stefani)
5. Violet Affleck (Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner)
6. Matilda Rose Ledger (Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams)
7. David Banda (Guy Richie & Madonna)
8. Sean Preston Federline (Kevin Federline & Britney Spears)
9. Rocco Ritchie (Guy Ritchie & Madonna)
10. Harlow Winter Kate Madden (Joel Madden & Nicole Ritchie)

Do you agree with our choices, or was Forbes.com right on the money?  Let us know your thoughts below!

A little treat arrived today in the form of the Celebrity Examiner’s expose on Celebrity Sexual Fetishes. Complete with photos (not of the actual acts, duh), this little expose went into the down and dirties of what some of your favorite celebrities might be into behind closed doors. Thinking of putting a new spin on your own bedroom antics? 

Maybe give some of these a whirl:

Foot fetishes: who knew that this little fetish has so many fans? Quentin Tarantino, A-Rod, Brooke Burke, Tommy Lee, Marilyn Manson, Manson’s ex-wife and burlesque performer Dita Von Teese, David Boreanaz, Jack Black…the list was pretty extensive.  Who knew all those pedicures would be worth something someday?

Men Wearing Women’s Items: Nick Lachey evidently used to like playing around in Jessica Simpson’s shoes and Marv Albert reportedly liked to do all sorts of freaky things while wearing women’s underwear.

Water Sports (Golden Showers, sexual acts involving urine) also seem to be pretty popular, with John Mayer, Ricky Martin and R. Kelly having mentioned being fans of the practice. 

S&M reportedly counts Amy Winehouse and a pre-Brad Angelina Jolie among its fans.  S&M can be quite interesting and can range from blindfolds to full-on gear and swings and closets and whips and….the list is endless.Speaking of Angelina Jolie, she’s actually her own category.  This is someone who used to dabble in not only S&M, but knife play, blood play and bisexuality.  She’s what we like to call the Advanced Course.

Thinking about trying something new in your sex life?  Hey, it’s a crap economy, this stuff is free unless you’re planning on installing an S&M closet in your bedroom or something like that.  Bring it up to your partner and see if they’d be into trying it with you.  If it’s a bit adventurous, come up with a safe word to ease your partner into trying something new. Maybe introduce a new sex toy to get things started.

Feel a little better about your fantasies?  Everyone wants to use something new out of the spice rack every once in a while…makes something old completely new and interesting again.  Give it a shot.

Look, we’re going to be honest here.   

Madonna and Guy Ritchie splitting up wasn’t the most surprising piece of celebrity news we’ve ever heard (um, hello Heath Ledger’s accidental overdose), but their speedy divorce settlement certainly made us do a double-take.

Between the alleged affair with A-Rod and the rumored absence of pre-nup we expected to still be talking about Madonna and Guy’s divorce when the Material Girl turned 60.  According to the Times Online, Guy has simply walked away from Madge’s money in exchange for Rocco and David splitting their time between England and the US.  Lourdes will naturally stay with her mum in America. Some more juicy tidbits from the article:

• Guy rejected a £20 million settlement last month.
• Madonna wanted the boys to live and be educated in America full-time.
• Guy Ritchie could have sued for half of Madonna’s estimated £300 million fortune.

It’s not often that couples (famous or not) can put aside their differences in favor of their kids.  So we say bravo to both Madonna and Guy for putting their children’s happiness ahead of their own.

Of course, now Madonna is free to keep playing the field her All-Star boy toy and Guy can keep up his intimate coffee conversations with the recently single Rachel McAdams.