Kiefer Sutherland Divorced

by Tom Miller

It has been a rough couple of months for a guy that’s used to having really rough days (though typically separated by a year or more). According to USA Today, Kiefer Sutherland is getting divorced after 12 years of marriage (last 4 separated/ awaiting divorce). This just tops off (or is possibly a reward for) a bad few months for Sutherland, including a DUI arrest and 7 weeks in jail therefor. We wonder if this is going to creatively fuel Jack Bauer’s one man war on terrorism and goverment corruption? We’ll know if most of the bad guys next season are traffic cops and ex-wives. Sutherland and now ex-wife Elizabeth Kelly Winn sited irreconcilable differences for their divorce. Irreconcilable differences? We think they need a little help from a gifted young woman named Paula Abdul and an animated sage named MC Kat (note: we were just informed that Paula and MC Kat didn’t make it either, enjoy this video full of lies):