Clintons Suffer Like It’s 1999

Bill and Hillary Clinton still have Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones.

by Tom Miller

Bill and Hillary Clinton So, in the last week, the Clintons have lost the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination, gotten skewered in Vanity Fair (including but not limited to allegations of Gina Gershon-ing), and now a couple of broads from Arkansas are piling on. At GenniferAndPaula.com, Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones are getting their sweet revenge on Slick Willy $1.99 at a time.

The two Clinton-era throwbacks have launched a website that is largely videos of them opining on all things Clinton. Advice to Hillary on Bill; “…divorce that chump.” They answer other questions that no one but Kenneth Starr may have asked 10 years ago. Like what really happened back in the day and how Hillary Clinton could have overcome Barack Obama’s charm (Jones does have experience overcoming charming men). And what really happened in various hotel rooms. Wouldn’t it be crazy if these 2 remnants from a bygone time cracked the code of monetizing content on the interweb? And here the rest of us are ad-supported, like suckers. That sound you hear is Rush Limbaugh getting his credit card (and possibly some lubricant) out.

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1 Anita Wagner // Jun 11, 2008 at 2:43 pm

Hope this doesn’t show up twice, my first comment doesn’t seem to have been posted.

I’m a fan of Gina and a fan of Bill, and yes, a fan of Hillary. As an advocate for those who engage in polyamorous/open relationships, I’ve heard many speculations about whether Bill and Hillary might have an arrangement that explains why she didn’t leave him long ago for his extramarital affairs.

(No, I don’t advocate for adulterous affairs where the married couple has no agreement to have an open relationship.)

Being in DC, I’ve also heard rumours about her in the local “women’s” community, but if there is any truth to them, she’s done a much better job of being discrete.

Who knows what goes on in other people’s marriages!

Anyway, I also imagine that if Bill and Hill do have an arrangement, it must include a provision that his playing around not have a negative impact on her future chances at the presidency. No doubt his affairs have not done her any favors from a professional perspective.

I kinda hope the rumour about Bill and Gina is true - she’s a step up for sure as compared to some of the others, and I’m pretty sure she’s not prone to being blinded by powerful men. I like to think she’d be a much better match for him.