by Jessica Wakeman

With the prick of a needle, your G-spot will be rocked harder than ever the next time you’re lucky enough to get laid.

So says London’s Daily Mail, in an article about Caroline Cushworth, who splurged on a $1,600 dollar ‘orgasm jab.’ It’s a lip plumper-like shot of collagen inside — yes, inside the vagina — that guarantees a lady orgasms with every roll in the hay by enlarging the “pea-sized” G-spot for four, count’em, four months.

Color me fascinated…but also skeptical. How safe is it, really, to shoot collagen directly onto one’s G-spot (assuming you’ve found the bugger)? I’m embarrassed to say I own Victoria Secret’s Very Voluptuous Lip Plumper, which contains topical collagen, and you simply slick it on your lips, not inject it. If your G-spot is stimulated for four straight months, won’t you be turned on all the time? Hmm, if there was ever the potential for a Viagra-like six-hour-long hard-on mishap in a woman….

I’m all for more and better orgasms, but suspicious of a quick fix, especially given the Daily Mail’s wholehearted endorsement in their in their trademark skeptically-reported style, such as:

“as Caroline can testify, the results are tremendous…”

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