Gayness Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

by Rajul Punjabi

And it’s not just Danny. The other guy I’m kind of diggin’ has this weird boy band fascination going on, he’s always dressed for a GQ cover, and his eyebrows look like they’ve been groomed by the same person who does Nicole Kidman’s.

Where are all the beer-guzzling, sports-playing, spitting, burping, make-up free men?

Yes, I know I sound like a primitive, obnoxiously traditional fool right now but I don’t want a 50’s chauvinist, just a dude who is an appropriate amount in touch with his feminine side. And prefers female genitalia to male.

Just when I thought the extreme sport of dating couldn’t get any more complicated…