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The Female “Happy Ending” Massage
Satisfaction guaranteed? One writer finds out, firsthand.
by Melissa Lafsky
The answer is that they can and do, though the logistics can get complicated. “With men, there’s no subtle approach when it comes to a happy ending,” said Tyler, a 6′4″ hunk of tattooed muscle who has worked as a masseur at several New York City spas. “Some will ask outright, plus they have this appendage that’s obvious, and gives you a clear idea of where they want to go. But with women, it’s so subtle. There’s really no way to know [if they want sexual contact], even if there’s moaning and heavy breathing.”
For many women (myself included) the idea of point blank asking a hot masseur to “finish me off” sounds about as appealing as a full-body exfoliation with Brillo pads. And as Samantha learned in the now-notorious SATC Episode 33, making demands can result in humiliation. So if you’re into it, how do you avoid embarrassment and still come out fully satisfied?
The key, according to veterans like Amy, a 32-year-old model/actress who has had happy ending massages in two different states, is clear but subtle communication: “It’s all about giving the right signals.” She first discovered erotic massage during an in-room rubdown at an upscale Miami hotel. “Initially [the masseur] kept it very clean, but I was really turned on, and I let him know it by moaning and saying how good it felt. He started slowly touching my thigh, then going higher, and it turned into a game of how far each of us would take it. One thing led to another and he ended up finishing me off, which was great.”
Occasionally, a spa’s reputation for sensual goings-on will precede it, as with New York City’s famed 10th Street Russian Baths. An East Village fixture famous for its massive steam rooms and “women only” days, it once drew celebrities from John Belushi to Frank Sinatra and now attracts a cross section of New Yorkers from Russian sexagenarians to downtown fashionistas.
“At first you’re on your stomach, so they’re just massaging your back,” said Trish, a 29-year-old marketing manager who frequents the Baths. “Then they turn you over, and [my masseur] started massaging my breasts. My nipples got erect, so that must have sent him a signal. He started rubbing me on the pressure points around my hips. I was wearing bikini bottoms, and he never actually touched my clitoris or vagina; it was just all around the area. I did [have an orgasm]; afterwards, people kept stopping me on the street to say, ‘Oh my God, you’re glowing.’”
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1 fw // Nov 13, 2008 at 11:46 pm
what you’re describing is illegal
2 Veronica // Nov 2, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I’ve had a few happy endings at the spa although it was limited to a little mutula hand play with a few MT’s. It was nice to just get “taken care of” and I highly recommend it.
3 Mac // Oct 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Ew.
I’ll leave the ‘happy endings’ to my partner and ask the massage therapist to stick to getting the knots out of my back, thank you very much!
4 Roberto // Oct 27, 2008 at 12:09 am
These comments are very emotional. While it’s against the law for women to get happy endings, it is also against the law for men too, but we all know, happy endings happen. LMT that don’t want to touch there simply won’t and it’s a non-issue for them.
My wife has had dozens and dozens of massage sessions over the years and she is very open in discussing with me how aroused she gets - some times more ofteh than others depending upon her mood, timing, and the therapist. She has said, “I wish he would have but didn’t…” and from time to time, she has had “happy endings.” I encourage her to explore her physical enjoyment as she chooses to. She should enjoy the experience and when there is a connection, she has and probably will continue to do so.
5 Lily // Oct 18, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Women kill me! I love this idea and wish I could find a parlor of this nature in my area. If you don’t like it don’t ask for it,but don’t condemn others for their choices. It does not hurt anyone. It does not have to include penetration or even skin on skin action. Erotic massage can be clean and healthy.
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