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The Female “Happy Ending” Massage
Satisfaction guaranteed? One writer finds out, firsthand.
by Melissa Lafsky
The impromptu liaison went on for the rest of the hour, and another 30 minutes beyond. “It was very romantic and totally mutual—it didn’t feel like I was just being serviced,” she recalls. “He asked after a while if I wanted to have sex, but neither of us had a condom,” said Joanna. “I considered giving him a blow job, but then I was like, ‘I’m paying for this!’”
Her advice after a successful venture? “You have to be open to having that kind of experience. And not exactly be subtle about what you want.” When it comes to massage sex, the chances are high that you’ll encounter fuzzy boundaries and ephemeral guidelines, and one woman’s violation may be another’s fantasy. But just as with a female presidential candidate, whether you think happy endings are the pinnacle of bliss or the apex of vileness, it’s still nice to have the option.
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1 fw // Nov 13, 2008 at 11:46 pm
what you’re describing is illegal
2 Veronica // Nov 2, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I’ve had a few happy endings at the spa although it was limited to a little mutula hand play with a few MT’s. It was nice to just get “taken care of” and I highly recommend it.
3 Mac // Oct 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Ew.
I’ll leave the ‘happy endings’ to my partner and ask the massage therapist to stick to getting the knots out of my back, thank you very much!
4 Roberto // Oct 27, 2008 at 12:09 am
These comments are very emotional. While it’s against the law for women to get happy endings, it is also against the law for men too, but we all know, happy endings happen. LMT that don’t want to touch there simply won’t and it’s a non-issue for them.
My wife has had dozens and dozens of massage sessions over the years and she is very open in discussing with me how aroused she gets - some times more ofteh than others depending upon her mood, timing, and the therapist. She has said, “I wish he would have but didn’t…” and from time to time, she has had “happy endings.” I encourage her to explore her physical enjoyment as she chooses to. She should enjoy the experience and when there is a connection, she has and probably will continue to do so.
5 Lily // Oct 18, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Women kill me! I love this idea and wish I could find a parlor of this nature in my area. If you don’t like it don’t ask for it,but don’t condemn others for their choices. It does not hurt anyone. It does not have to include penetration or even skin on skin action. Erotic massage can be clean and healthy.
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