Wife Wants A Threesome

by Dan Eldridge

Well… not exactly. It’s clear as day that Karen’s husband isn’t comfortable with the idea of his wife screwing around without him. But when she says, “He and I are only ok with it as long as we’re both involved,” that’s just complete bullshit. It sounds to me as if she’s practically dying to fuck this friend by herself, and to be completely honest, I don’t blame her. After all, if the friend isn’t into fat guys, but the husband shows up and starts putting his dick into everything that moves, that’s going be one seriously awkward scene!

Carrie: First, I’d tell her it’s pretty obvious that both she and her husband need to take a step back, and really talk about a few things. I don’t think this woman is being honest with herself at all, in my opinion.

I think it’s also obvious that she really hurt her husband the last time they did this, and even though he may want to do it again, he also wants more control over the situation this time. And, at least subconsciously, he wants to stick it to his wife a little bit by getting a stripper for their threesome.

Karen’s trying to cover her ass by saying the stripper idea isn’t “smart,” and that strippers aren’t “clean.” The truth, of course, is there are plenty of clean strippers out there. (The husband isn’t even asking to get a prostitute, after all, which would be a lot more risky). I think Karen knows full well why she’s afraid to get a stripper: She’s afraid her husband will find the stripper more attractive than her. And I think the husband knows this, too. He’s probably using this as a way to get back at her for hurting him the first time around.

Dan: I think what it comes down to is this: Karen is probably a very sweet, very kind-hearted woman. But she’s also human, and she has sexual needs like everyone else. For her, these obviously include having sex with her best friend. And yet her husband’s insecurity about his weight is the only real reason this is a problem. But because Karen doesn’t want to risk offending her husband by having a real, honest conversation about his weight, or about their sexual boundaries, or for that matter anything else, she’s turned to me.