Test Tube Brangelinas?

by Tom Miller

Typically we don’t do a lot from Perez Hilton. Drawing junk, jizz, and yayo on people’s faces is fine in small doses, you know? Although that lie-detector thing about making out with John Mayer was pretty funny. Anywho, old P-Nasty (and the rest of the blogs) is reporting that the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s recent additions were less than natural. An ‘inside source’ told Us Magazine that the couple used in vitro fertilization (IVF).

We’re going to go out on a limb and claim there is no ‘inside source,’ they had 9 months and change to blab. Every site we’ve been  to quoted the same fact, that a 33-year old woman only has a 1% chance of conceiving twins naturally whereas she would have a 25% chance with IVF. Bah. That’s just science talking a circle around a miracle.

And finally, who cares? We’re not wont to defend these guys; we think she takes herself too seriously and that he is in way over his head. But, hey, sometimes you love the little shavers you’ve adopted but sort of want a son of your own to continue legacy. We’re torn in a lot of directions: do we believe it? Does this make Angelina Jolie less sexy? Does the doctor on a little Sade when you’re sitting in that cold, sterile office waiting to go your IVF on? Will these kids have super powers (outside of the obvious)?