by Tom Miller
Jenna Jameson is pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s baby. On the outside chance that you don’t know who these 2 people are; Jenna Jameson is a world-famous porn star and Tito Ortiz is a former Ultimate Fighting Champion in the Light Heavyweight division. She’s written a best-selling book about her life, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale , and sells a line of Jenna Jameson-inspired products from footwear to ringtones to prosthetic vajayjays. Tito Ortiz was a major UFC star but hasn’t won a fight since October of 2006. He’s penned an autobiography called: This Is Gonna Hurt: The Life of a Mixed Martial Arts Champion .
Evidently, this baby situation is a little bit of a shocker (heh). Jameson, while only 34, has had a tough time on the conception front. She had a bout with skin cancer a while back, a miscarriage, and a terrible time with IVF. This was less than 4 years ago. So, it’s great news for her. Hopefully, she’ll manage to put on some pounds and get back to her fighting weight.
Since we all presume that Ortiz is the dad (and Jesus have mercy if he’s not), if it’s a girl, we pity the fool who will have to come by the Ortiz-Jameson house to pick princess up for the prom. The sensitive dudes over at The Superficial think that the baby will be psyched about having tons of extra space in Jenna Jameson’s womb. Uh, we’re pretty sure that’s not how it works, even for a porn star. A better joke would have been about needing to keep her kegels clenched lest that baby fall out prematurely. It’s science, guys.
1 Svutlana // Aug 8, 2008 at 7:30 am
For sure this child can absolute no make-believe that Mommy only have sex one time for become Mommy. But Ms Jenna can always say just like practice for become Mommy. A lot.
2 susan // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Ha - love the kegels joke
3 Barry // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Good for her. But now starts the long period between knowing you are going to have a kid and trying to find a way to gently explain your former career to them once they are old enough to log on to the internet.