Ellen “Marries” Portia

by Jess

Dear CNN,

Surely you must remember when gay marriage became legal in California–afterall, you covered it here and here.

So why did your coverage of the Ellen-Portia nuptials over the weekend read ‘Ellen “marries” Portia,’ in quotation marks? That implies the ladies weren’t actually pronounced wife and wife–and possibly even that gay marriage isn’t actually marriage.

Not cool, CNN.  Not cool.

Sincerely,
Protective Ellen Fan