Oprah’s Relationship Advice

by Lindsay

Because Oprah is really just Jesus in disguise, when asked a question, she will certainly have the right answer. Her website recently featured an article on different relationship dilemmas and the answers to solving them.

Question # 1. I’m married and exhausted. Sex or sleep?
Oprah’s Take: “Both. If you can time things to coincide with the time of day when you’re at peak energy, your sex life will be significantly more satisfying.”

Tango’s Take: We understand what O is saying here, but we also get that you may be feeling most energetic in the middle of the afternoon which is when you are both at work. If you get home and you feel paralyzed from exhaustion, hit the hay. Just remember to get a large coffee after work the next day so that you’re ready to get rowdy when you get home.

Question # 2. My clock is ticking. Settle for the guy I care about, or hold out for The One, who may never show up?
Oprah’s Take: “Do. Not. Settle. Marrying Mr. Almost The One is, on the other hand, perfectly admissible.”