Celebrity Gossip We Missed, Again

by Tom Miller

There is just too much going on in the celebrity gossip world to keep up with, so we’ll just give you a quick rundown.

Jennifer Aniston is into clichés. The one she’s working on now: is that she wishes men were more like dogs per Sponkit. She’s an easy sell, most women break into the cliché that men are as bad as dogs. We are soooo looking forward to her canine-centric flick (Marley & Me) with Owen Wilson. Should it maybe be Marley & I? We guess it depends on whether it’s the subject or the predicate nominative.

You know what sucks about being the son of the Chairman of NBC Universal Sports? Absolutely nothing. According to Deadspin, Dick Ebersol (boss of NBC Sports) has a son named Charlie. Charlie is dating Maria Sharapova. We hear he makes sports documentaries and sweet love.
Sharapova Bonus: Scandalist mentioned that a date with Sharapova was auctioned off for charity for a cool $10,000. We guess the days of paying $40 Gs for a date with ScarJo are over.

Oy. It looks like old Adnan Ghalib does not have a sex tape featuring a pink-wigged Britney Spears per Pop Crunch. Not to say we told you so but… Click here. He had us going until he said it was 2 hours.

Radar does a great rundown of David Spade’s conquests (from a piece from Los Angeles magazine). Thank God someone decided to get to the bottom of this. And it’s not a new phenomenon. He’s been a lady killah since high school.

Finally, X17 is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not getting married just quite yet. Though X17 has been known to trust a faulty source here and there, we buy it. Though we won’t be surprised if the 2 holed up in a Tennessee cabin over the weekend and just did the damn thing. Namean, son?

See you tomorrow with more gossip, innuendo, and silly sh*t.