The Reason Behind Hef and Holly’s Breakup

by Lindsay

As you all know, Hef and Holls have split. However, as it turns out, there’s more to the breakup than Criss Angel. According to The Superficial, Hef’s juices have run dry. Holly Madison wanted to marry the Playboy Mogul and have his children, but eventually learned that his sperm count was too low. Really? Who would have thought that an 82 year-old man would be physically incapable of having children? It’s good to know that Hef’s heart is still functioning–he claims that he was willing to be the babydaddy.

Well, if that doesn’t bring a tear to your eye, then maybe this will. According to CollegeOTR, Holls isn’t the only one leaving the mansion. Rumors are spreading that Hef’s other girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are dating other guys. Does this mean Girls Next Door won’t be coming back for another season?! Well, we can’t exactly confirm that. But we do know that this man-cougar (uh, has that been coined yet?) is shopping around for some new girlfriends. It’s been said that 19 year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Sharon are next in line. The twins title could make for some entertaining E! television. Too bad it’s not the Olsen girls. BittenBound says that the other contender in talks of stealing a spot in the mansion is Amy Leigh Andrews, a college senior from Georgia. Check out her pictures. She kind of looks like a combination of Holly, Kendra and Bridget–could be a shoe-in!