Paul McCartney has a new record forthcoming soon. One of the songs on the album is reported to rehash the Heather Mills era. This is not territory that we expect the staid knight to venture into. This could be awesome. Or it could be teenage breakup poetry bad.

The award winning actor and possibly best voice in Hollywood, Morgan Freeman, was recently in a bad car accident. The passenger was not his estranged wife. Ugh. And now he’s paying for it (beyond the broken bones and nerve damage). His wife has put in a petition for divorce.

Yo! Did Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty split? Is he heading back to his family? We thought that the book on this one was closed. There’s some late news that it could still be on and on. Or is it just a case of overlapping newscycles?

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty seem to have broken up. We knew it was inevitable (how many relationships starting in an affair make it?), but we didn’t see Sienna Miller being the 1 to get hurt. Strange days.

Shayne Llamas and Matt Grant left The Bachelor season finale walking on sunshine and engaged. A few months later, neither was the case. They’d broken up, maybe over infidelity, and Llamas still has the engagement ring. Grant would sort of like it back. Who’s in the right?

According to a recent article, it may be human nature to keep romantic backup plans. It can happen in 1 of 2 ways; you can go into a relationship with someone and just hope your ‘10′ comes along later or you can actually keep a backup in case your Plan A falls through. To paraphrase Jennifer Aniston from Office Space, ‘Uh, how is this not cheating?’

Alex Rodriguez responded to his wife’s divorce petition. Normal stuff, really. He wants to the terms of their prenup and thinks that an infidelity, real or perceived, is “impertinent.”

A man in southern Russia decided to undergo radical penis extension surgery in order to better please his wife. Things didn’t really work out as expected. The prosthetic didn’t perform as advertised and his wife wants a divorce. Easy come… easy go.

Sometimes nerds breakup. It’s a fact and sometimes those nerds have developed enough fame that they have a real platform to take their grievances public. Julia Allison and Charles Forman show us how it’s done.

It looks like Rhys Ifans is finally back to his old self. The Sienna Miller breakup and heart-stomping is in the rear view mirror. And to prove it, he hung with Rod Stewart’s daughter at a night club. Boo yah.